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Re: [NSFW] Just for laughs
« Reply #495 on: 03. May 2016, 17:30:09 »
Hey ... dont knock elitism ... my power has been concentrated in the hands of a limited number of ME ;) - there usually wasnt anyone else around ... meant i did have any cronies to pay off ... well,apart from the tax collector,rent landlord,utility providers and food sellers ... must admit our relationship has been decidedly shallow,though  ???

Must admit though,it is kind of ingrained,and there is like a 'commoner' inverted snobbery too ... to the point,that some think if you slice a sandwich diagonally you are showing ettiquette  ::) ... so many other little quirks of the underclass/working class/and homeowning working class bourgeoisie ... that make you snort your tea down your nose  :o ... but dont,its neurosis ... and they take themselves very seriously ... so i smirk inwardly - i have met lots of sane,pleasant people too y'know - some even use GNU/Linux  :P ;)

That crap bugs the heck out of me. I was raised to be well-mannered. (Yeah, I know, what happened to me?) Etiquette is not ingrained at birth. I had etiquette lessons--yes, they really taught them--every year for six years.

But it seems to no avail in our current American society, where the brash & outspoken rule nowadays. If I happen to stand up when a young lady (and they are all ladies until proven otherwise) enters the room, hold her coat for her, or open a car door, it is 50-50 whether she thanks me or accuses me of being patronizing.

On the other hand, my wife has actually run into a door while expecting me to open it for her as usual. So some fun can be had at the same time. ;)

Just never, EVER leave the toilet seat up.  >:D 

 
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Re: [NSFW] Just for laughs
« Reply #496 on: 03. May 2016, 20:23:13 »
Even better if you hide the toilet roll ;)

i recently found a poet that talks of life,love and a travelogue humourist called Ibn-e-Insha,kinda chimes with what we are talking about,and previous comment by badbodh about keeping a 'young mind'
Heres a translation of one called Aik Ladka

I remember those days when I was a little boy,
I went to a see the fair, rocking and jumping with joy,
Everything seemed so eye-catching,
But I had no money, Nothing I could buy,
I returned home with a heavy heart,
Filled with hundreds of unfulfilled desires,
I remember the day when I was a little boy

Well, those days of my deprivation have gone,
Today, with the same pomp and show, The Fair is on,
Today, I can buy, each and every shop,
Today I can purchase the entire world,
I have no apprehension at all,
But, the little boy is no more there
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Re: [NSFW] Just for laughs
« Reply #497 on: 03. May 2016, 20:45:55 »
Well, those days of my deprivation have gone,
Today, with the same pomp and show, The Fair is on,
Today, I can buy, each and every shop,
Today I can purchase the entire world,
I have no apprehension at all,
But, the little boy is no more there

Ahhhh. I think they call that poignant.

Thanks. It 'twas beautiful. :D
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Re: [NSFW] Just for laughs
« Reply #498 on: 04. May 2016, 01:59:17 »
Another dose:
The ultimate tyranny in a society is not control
by martial law. It is control by the psychological
manipulation of consciousness, through which reality
is defined so that those who exist within do not even
realize that they are in prison.
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Re: [NSFW] Just for laughs
« Reply #499 on: 04. May 2016, 04:35:02 »

I remember those days when I was a little boy,
I went to a see the fair, rocking and jumping with joy,
Everything seemed so eye-catching,
But I had no money, Nothing I could buy,
I returned home with a heavy heart,
Filled with hundreds of unfulfilled desires,
I remember the day when I was a little boy

Well, those days of my deprivation have gone,
Today, with the same pomp and show, The Fair is on,
Today, I can buy, each and every shop,
Today I can purchase the entire world,
I have no apprehension at all,
But, the little boy is no more there

Ah.... nice. Good one.

But wait a minute....
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Re: [NSFW] Just for laughs
« Reply #500 on: 04. May 2016, 15:28:49 »
But it seems to no avail in our current American society, where the brash & outspoken rule nowadays. If I happen to stand up when a young lady (and they are all ladies until proven otherwise) enters the room, hold her coat for her, or open a car door, it is 50-50 whether she thanks me or accuses me of being patronizing.

Just keep on doing what you are doing  ;)

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Re: [NSFW] Just for laughs
« Reply #501 on: 04. May 2016, 19:36:10 »
 >:( contrefaçon officielle
American dream. welcome to Guantánamo civil-isation

we are all different ... this is our common

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Re: [NSFW] Just for laughs
« Reply #502 on: 07. May 2016, 02:46:47 »
more...
The ultimate tyranny in a society is not control
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manipulation of consciousness, through which reality
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Re: [NSFW] Just for laughs
« Reply #503 on: 08. May 2016, 03:25:18 »
& more...
The ultimate tyranny in a society is not control
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manipulation of consciousness, through which reality
is defined so that those who exist within do not even
realize that they are in prison.
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Re: [NSFW] Just for laughs
« Reply #504 on: 08. May 2016, 23:06:03 »
This thread is more like a political statement thread that a just for laughs thread.

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Re: [NSFW] Just for laughs
« Reply #505 on: 08. May 2016, 23:21:27 »

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Re: [NSFW] Just for laughs
« Reply #506 on: 09. May 2016, 00:56:10 »
This thread is more like a political statement thread that a just for laughs thread.

No one had been using this thread for anything else for sometime... :)

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The ultimate tyranny in a society is not control
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Re: [NSFW] Just for laughs
« Reply #507 on: 09. May 2016, 17:16:49 »


I've got to hand it to you on this one ;P
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Re: [NSFW] Just for laughs
« Reply #508 on: 09. May 2016, 17:53:07 »
Ah!! but think of his 'pent'-up frustration  :o ...  ::) ... still,his wife is s'mitten' with him  :P
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Re: [NSFW] Just for laughs
« Reply #509 on: 12. May 2016, 15:30:31 »
& again...
« Last Edit: 12. May 2016, 15:33:06 by handy »
The ultimate tyranny in a society is not control
by martial law. It is control by the psychological
manipulation of consciousness, through which reality
is defined so that those who exist within do not even
realize that they are in prison.
  —  Barbara Marciniak